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Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and a willingness to act in its defense.

The legislation of Quran will spread all over the world, because it agrees with the mind, logic and wisdom.

He who can be a good son will be a good father.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

By adopting a certain physical posture, a resonant chord is struck in spirit.

May I never miss a sunset or rainbow because I am looking down.

Be careful who you share your weakness with. Some people can't wait for the opportunity to use them against you.

Meat-eaters make every day a 9/11 for animals in slaughterhouses.

Everything in life is vibration.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!

Nihilism is.not only the belief that everything deserves to perish; but one actually puts one shoulder to the plough; one destroys.

If the numbers we see in domestic violence were applied to terrorism or gang violence, the entire country would be up in arms, and it would be the lead story on the news every night.

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Sunsets are just little glimpses of the Golden streets of Heaven.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love.

Why sunset is more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, 'sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes.

Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour True friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they are always there.

Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.

I got your back You got mine, I'll help you out Anytime.

There's no such thing as luck. Luck is where preparation meets opportunity.

A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!

The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!"

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

Be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.

The Wheels of Justice turn slowly but exceedingly fine.

Honor your father and mother (this is the first commandment with a promise),.4 Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.

From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Did you ever build a castle in the Air? Here is one, brought down to earth and fixed for the wonder of ages.

Yes, it's rather funny, really, that next to no-one realized the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher's Stone turned out to be Voldemort's final Horcrux, Nagini.

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.

Once best friends now strangers with memories.

Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.

I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.

A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you.

Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.

A best friend isn't just someone who's always there for you. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.

I fully agree with General Washington, that we must protect this young nation from an insidious influence and impenetration. The menace, gentlemen, is the Jews.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?