A.E. Jones Quotes

Criminality is now legal. I guess criminal racketeering these days would be like burning little children at the stake or something. That's about what it takes to get anyone to care.

You adapt, evolve, compete or die.

Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you'll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch.

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

Success is not going to just come to you. You must go out and get it.

If there was ever a time to boil up some grits it is now.

I think putting labels on people is just an easy way of marketing something you don't understand.

It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.

Cooking demands attention, patience, and above all, a respect for the gifts of the earth. It is a form of worship, a way of giving thanks.

A small craft in an ocean is, or should be, a benevolent dictatorship.

Don't ask God to give you a light burden. Ask Him to give you strong shoulders to carry a heavy burden.

There's nothing better than live music. It's raw energy, and raw energy feeds the soul.

Do you think it's possible to finally decide that you really, truly love someone but not end up marrying him?

It is the responsibility of leadership and management to give opportunities and put demands on people which enable them to grow as human beings in their work environment.

If I had ever been set down in any one place and told I was to play there, and nowhere else, for the rest of my life, I should have chosen the Old Course at St. Andrews.

The lens we choose transforms the way we look at things.

That was one of the virtues of being a pessimist: nothing was ever as bad as you thought it would be.

By celebrating what's right with the world, we find the energy to fix what's wrong.

Functional exercise is not defined by what it looks like, it's defined by what it produces

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

We assume that celebrities have it easy and so love to watch them having to endure a bit of hardship.

Loneliness is lessened when you're lonely by choice.

We are all worthy of one another.

The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.

I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.

Overall, I think I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm not really someone that is gung-ho or a fitness fanatic.

My education is going to take me 10 times further than my athletic ability.

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.

Recipes don't work unless you use your heart!

The gospel is meant to control and govern everything in our lives.

If the equality of individuals and the dignity of man be myths, they are myths to which the republic is committed.

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

Nobody's life is wrapped up neatly in a bow.

This is depression, it comes when your blocking. This is expression it comes when you're rocking

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.

Prayer is beyond any question the highest activity of the human soul. Man is at his greatest and highest when upon his knees he comes face to face with God.

We all live with our losses. We don't want to, but we can

The militant not the meek shall inherit the earth!

We are part of each other and part of something bigger than our own egos. An artist should... bring into the world some vision. Dancers should ask, "What is their work in the service of?"

Intellectual capital will always trump financial capital.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

The BIBLE redirects my will, cleanses my emotions, enlightens my mind, and quickens my total being

As I celebrated what was right with the world, I began to build a vision of possibility, not scarcity. Possibility... always another right answer.

The conscious mind determines the actions, the unconscious mind determines the reactions; and the reactions are just as important as the actions.

When it gets harder to love, love harder.

If drinking don't kill me, her memory will.

The time has come to move beyond eco-elitism to eco-populism.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.