A.J. Jacobs Quotes

I always loved Alan Menken songs and wanted my first album to be a tribute to him and his work. I always loved his music.

We all work together to pump each other up. Before the show [Aladdin], we give each other a pound on the back, like a sports team.

I remember the first time I saw a Broadway show and how excited I was. That really fuels me and for some, it's the first time they have seen Aladdin.

You can check that box off. You want to make your parents proud for the tuition they paid at NYU.

Today is a good day to be a GIANT!!! Hell everyday is a good day to be a GIANT!! Y'all have a blessed day

I'm not really trying to break the bank like some other people. I just want what's fair.

If it's third-and-one, then I'm going in, no ifs or buts about.

I can be mean. Not dirty. But very mean.

I want it to be so that when No. 27 is out there, they don't know what's going on because I do it all.

I'm getting ready to change a lot of opinions about me.

Sometimes I talk, I say things, and I'm like, 'Maybe this won't happen, but I'm going to make myself believe it.'

I fought as a kid. But football is what kept me out of trouble. You could always fight, whether you're in trouble or not

Here I am as a running back, making a pretty good living, actually doing pretty good.

I'm not being conceited or anything, but we have a great team.

My life has always been rapid and crazy. It has just gotten a little faster.

The stuff I went through at Auburn? It didn't matter anymore. I just wanted to play football.

Just one thing has to change, and that's me staying healthy.

It's a big thing back in my hometown about me being here. There are a lot of people behind me.

Some coaches think they know everything, but they really don't. They tell you what they think is best, but it's really what's best for them.

I just want to be happy. I want to be happy and be able to finish my career in the right way.

No one has a right to hoard things which he cannot use.

Anytime I am spending time with my son. We went to a theme party recently and it was Toy Story. He was Buzz Lightyear, I was Woody and his mom dressed like Woody's wife.

Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that.

[Wyatt Earp and the Holy Grail] it is a big story, which is why there are two more films coming, which will bring the total length of the series to 3 hours.

The film [ Wyatt Earp and the Holy Grail] was shot on a KODAK Zi8 camera as well as on multiple camera phones. It was processed using the effects of FINAL CUT X and then edited in FINAL CUT 7.

Accept your failure, move on, and don't torture yourself.

Inspiration strikes at very funny times.

There's no right one way to go through life.

Things are never simple when it comes to the human heart.

The nice part about not being a huge film is that you get to goof around a bit more.

As you can tell by my IMDB page, I like to work.

I've had weird, weird acting jobs. Low-budget filmmaking where you find yourself in really bizarre places.

In Los Angeles, sometimes it's hard to find a magazine stand, let alone one that has the magazine that you want. So I find that the longer I live in L.A., the more digitally I consume.

There's no way to know what's going to happen.

I know other actors who are relieved when their shows get cancelled, and I've never felt that way about 'Community.'

I am very up front about about my inability to pronounce things correctly.

Nobody knows what the future is, except for wizards.

I never thought I would be in a comedic role; my past is in drama.

I had my life Monday through Friday in school, and then I had my 'real life,' which was my acting class on Saturday.

I'm a pretty goofy person. I'm an awkward dancer, for instance, and a terrible singer.

My inners are not organs. They're actually mechanics, so I have a hole in my back, wind me up like the movie 'Hugo,' and then just say, 'Act,' you know?

I think I signed some contract, early on in my career, that I will only kiss Steve Carell when I do a movie.

I say the word N-U-C-L-E-R the same way that George W. Bush says it.

Acting by yourself is pretty darn hard, especially having to do physical comedy.

Dan Harmon has this idea that characters on TV are allowed to talk about their favorite movies and TV shows and songs.

A lot of my friends are guys, so I'm used to bro antics.

In sixth grade, we all had to write this opinion paper. Most wrote about things like why we should be able to chew gum in class - I wrote about why women should receive equal pay.

Craig Robinson is basically the mayor of wherever he goes.

I think there's a sort of satisfaction in defying people's expectations.

Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own.