A.Z. Black Quotes
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.
I care about strangers when they're abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they're literally in front of me.
Life’s greatest gift is the freedom it leaves you to step out of it whenever you choose.
Searching for a mind long lost I found it shaping colors and history near the cliffs of your heart.
After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne.
Might have, could have, may have, should have—the haves and have nots reduced to pointless possibilities.
Indeed, the more we find to love, the more we add to the measure of our hearts.
Truly, a life in constant pain is the life of the damned.
America is not another word for Opportunity to all her sons.
After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.
I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.
"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
Mirroring behavior. When a mark takes a drink from his water glass, so should you. When he smiles, so should you. Keep it subtle, rather than creepy, and it’s a good technique.
You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.
We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers.
If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
You can wave your signs in protest against America taking stands. The stands America's taken are the reason that you can.
The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's gone.
My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.
Only place yourself around people who love your strengths and are also safe to be vulnerable around - you'll need both power and vulnerability in womanhood.
Nevermore," Lolli said. "That's what Luis calls it, because there are three rules: Never more than once a day, never more than a pinch at a time, and never more than two days in a row.
I got bored," he says. "Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' apartment? Sitting alone in a hearse in front of his apartment.
It's no fun getting older. I might be wearing beautiful diamond earrings but they can't take away the pain of losing my hearing.
Success is not something you own; it's something you rent, and the rent is due every day. When you stop paying rent on success, you start paying the rent on failure.
