Adam Quotes

Don’t use the language of ‘good’ or ‘bad’ when talking about blood sugar numbers – these are data points, not judgments of your ability to manage your diabetes.

Computers are like horses; they can sense fear and will act based on that.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

I am not a good cue card reader.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

I know everything because I know nothing.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I'd never hurt another person.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

It is the grace of God, that shows and condemns the sin that humbles us.

There is no such thing as chance or accident; the words merely signify our ignorance of some real and immediate cause.

Whether the family of the Clarkes were of Norman extraction cannot be easily ascertained.

However, all gifts seem now to be absorbed in one and a man must be either a Preacher or nothing.

Multitudes of words are neither an argument of clear ideas in the writer, nor a proper means of conveying clear notions to the reader.

I thought writing about somebody current would be a little closer to what I'm used to doing.

Gore speaks to America as if English is its second language; George W. speaks as if English is his second language.

I've wrestled Kyle O'Reilly all over the world. I know how good he is, our fans know how good he is. A lot of people feel he is the next guy in line to be world champion.

I think that Ring of Honor is a true alternative in the world of pro wrestling. Some of the best in-ring pure competition in the world you will find in Ring of Honor.

You can't solve climate change by everybody individually buying a more efficient car and throwing out less stuff. You have to make national changes through national policy.