Al Barr Quotes

It can't rain all the time.

For still I see that forethought spares afterthought and after-sorrow.

We love to be with our family and friends and I can tell you that lots of eating will be involved.

My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.

Fear is for the enemy. Fear and bullets.

Love, like destiny, loves surprises.

It is not that we have a soul, we are a soul.

With renunciation life begins.

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.

It's not death if you refuse it... It is if you accept it.

It is difficult, if not impossible, to argue that laws written in the 1970s are adequate for today's intelligence challenges.

The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Death, like virtue, has its degrees.

a little misgiving in the beginning of things, means much regret in the end of them.

This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she never gives them. In some form or other, we pay for her favors; or we go empty away.

The inevitable has always found me ready and hopeful.

The primary purpose of the Museum is to help people enjoy, understand, and use the visual arts of our time.

I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around.

Truth can be outraged by silence quite as cruelly as by speech.

Old age is the verdict of life.

Looking down the road, space exploration and the benefits it yields - in medicine and information technology - should not be overlooked.

This profession has fed me creatively and allowed me to have a home life and a private life.

When men make themselves into brutes it is just to treat them like brutes.

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

It is high time for some congressional oversight backbone.

It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

Funboy: Pal, something is seriously wrong with you. The Crow: Atrocity has that effect on me.

Childhood is over when you know you’re gonna die.

We're at a period where our society is at the end of a cycle, where all the sudden the values that we were told were important don't seem to have that much importance nowadays.

My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.

I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most.

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.