Al Barry Quotes
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
But to be the best, you must face the best. And to overcome your fear, you must deal with the best.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
After all, despite the economic advantage to firms that employed child labor, it was in the social interest, as a national policy, to abolish it - removing that advantage for all firms.
Sometimes, when you look back, you can point to a time when your world shifts and heads in another direction. In lace reading this is called the “still point.
I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
No one could understand the bond between me and my brother. I struggled to understand the forces that drove his soul in one direction and mine in another.
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
As for the single market, the E.U.'s landmark achievement, there is no question that a euro zone breakup would severely disrupt its operation in the short run.
People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!
As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.
I don't know if it's my music, my lyrics, my sound and knowing the music business the way I do - all I can say is, my career has lasted way longer than I expected.
In my day, we didn't have the cocaine, so we went out and knocked somebody over the head and took the money. But today, all this cocaine and crack, it doesn't give kids a chance.
They were ridiculous times. After I won my World Championship in 1976, I went to Japan.
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
What a bog and labyrinth the human essence is... We are all overbrained and overemotioned.
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as American junior-high-school students, only with fewer guns.
We shall return to proven ways - not because they are old, but because they are true.
That is because at the close of the day the ship we sail in is the soul, not the body.
I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size.
I quit because I didnt feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game.
Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.
I was a middle-of-the-road Democrat more than anything else. I know I voted for Carter. Watergate taught me how bad the Republicans were.
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
Cynthia's lyrics always expressed the feelings people felt but they couldn't express themselves.