Al Lewis Quotes

Track and field is the best way to reach out for kids. It doesn't matter how fast you are. You always want to beat someone.

Our message of the day is service does not need a title.

I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner.

Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.

I want to make a clear distinction between people who take acting seriously and people who call themselves actors because theyve been on reality TV or something.

I'm not keen on history being tampered with... to any extent.

I'm not picky, quite honestly.

When it comes to parenthood everyone thinks they will be terrible at it. We don't think we have it in us. Then you find out that you do, which truly is a miracle in life.

The last time I was on a small set would've been probably My Left Foot.

As a nation, we have never embraced aging.

I love you, always forever Near and far, close and together Everywhere, I will be with you Everything, I will do for you.

In order to have a lasting career you'll need to spend time performing live to build your own audience, as it's not all about social media. Word of mouth still rules.

People thought I was this doll that came to life, so I would have different people just treating me very strangely as far as I was concerned. They wanted to see if I was real.

Magic doesn't happen often - not once in a blue moon ... I expect there isn't another magic ship like this one in the whole world.

I won't be sad too often, If they bury me in the library With bookworms in my coffin.

Luckily, I have the good fortune of being on the same team as Ray Lewis. I dont have to face him on Sunday.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I don't have any extraordinary gifts. I'm just an average Joe who grew up very poor in rural Alabama.

Understanding human nature. Perception. That's how I see acting - perception and communication.

All that schooling never prepares you for the reality of life.

For me, there's never any bad blood - unless you do something to me.

You can just fight one man at a time.

[Wladimir] Klitschko has got the experience, so if Tyson [Fury] waits on him, Klitschko will out-box him. But if he uses his speed and reach it will be a great chance for him to win.

I think Kirk Johnson is a more exciting fighter than Chris Byrd. A lot of people agree with me when it comes to that.

People have been kind enough to compare me to Celine Dion, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston. I think it's amazing that they even put my name in the same sentence.

I hate the thought of animals being killed just for our pleasure...

We feel guilty for what we do. We feel shame for what we are.

My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed - and each of the five has been me.

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.

It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.

He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

Alice: I simply must get through! Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible. Alice: You mean impossible? Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

He was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream, too.

For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

Epithets, like pepper, Give zest to what you write; And if you strew them sparely, They whet the appetite: But if you lay them on too thick, You spoil the matter quite!

The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.

when she thought it over afterwards it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural

I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it.

I said it in Hebrew—I said it in Dutch— I said it in German and Greek; But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much) That English is what you speak!

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk.