Al Lewis Quotes

I'm happy to be stuck with you.

You've been thinking and I've been drinking.

I am deluded enough to think I can bring something to the table.

Take it from me, its hip to be square.

Now the old boy may be barely breathing, but the heart of rock and roll is still beating.

The choices I make - they have to be creative.

Step by step, one by one, higher and higher. Step by step, rung by rung, climbing Jacob's ladder.

She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand.

I love you Huey was the note I read, but there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed.

"Chocolate mustache" is from a line in the book. It's my favorite title (chosen by me), so I'm pleased that Never Spit was tossed.

The Christian Bible offers some 300 references to Angels.

Maybe love won't let you down. All of your failures are training grounds and just as your back's turned, you'll be surprised... as your solitude subsides.

The lessons of nonviolence are universal. Not just for America.

The last thing we want is a monolithic viewpoint where six people are standing before a president saying the same thing over and over again.

It's going to be very difficult. I don't see the president-elect [Donald Trump] as a legitimate president.

[Donald Trump's inauguration] will be the first one that I miss since I've been in Congress. You cannot be at home with something that you feel that is wrong, is not right.

Music is kind of my everything.

Sometimes I can be on a cloud and then two hours later feel really small.

Different fights bring out different things. I consider myself a seasoned professional. I have done things in the gym that have not come out yet. People would be amazed if they saw me train.

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

When I was fighting Tyrell Biggs, Tyson was telling me at ringside to hit him to the ribs. We always had a mutual respect for each other since we sparred those early times. We got that over with.

I am going to have one Klitschko for breakfast and one Klitschko for lunch.

People want to see me back in the ring. I think it is more of a drag lying around on the beach.

The fight will last as long as I allow it to last.

I have always said I am a five-dimensional fighter.

Fighters used to be afraid of the Russians, Cubans but then I'd figure them out and figure out how to beat them.

I was very aggressive as a child. At primary school in London my attitude was 'If you don't do what I say, I'll knowk you out', and I was eventually expelled for fighting.

I'm totally against animal cruelty. I don't have clothes, shoes or bags made from any animal products.

Self control is about being in charge of the direction our lives are taking. Now for the paradox: We get control of our lives, ultimately, not by will power but by surrender.

When I feel the joy of receiving a gift my heart nudges me to join creation's ballet, the airy dance of giving and receiving, and getting and giving again.

In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.

I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.

I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.

Self-love is a big part of golf.

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.

I hammer on a theme until I'm tired of it and the audience is tired of it.

If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers

You can't be that good; you work for me.