Al Lewis Quotes

At the end of the day, you should take every opportunity that comes your way.

I love horseback riding. I still do it.

I think it's really hard being in a boy band. There's a lot of dynamics.

Unless the radio is on I am usually listening to stuff that is very different to what I do.

I'm not a loud, extravagant person; I'm never going to be that and, to be honest, I don't want to be like that.

I have my best ideas when I am alone.

My mum is my best friend.

I've had tonsilitis and I'm not sure if I can sing on Saturday [whilst out on the town in the West End]

I went to Clive Davis' Grammy party, and I nearly spontaneously combusted because everyone on my iPod was there!

People would ask me, "what do you want to be when you're older?" and I'd be like, "a singer," and they'd be like, "what do you really want to be?" and I'd be like, "oh, I really want to be a singer."

Diamonds are supposed to be a girl's best friend but it's impossible to know for sure where they have come from so I find it is safer just to avoid them altogether.

Oh my gosh! I can't tell you the number of times people have put autotune on my voice, and I'm like, 'Please take it off!' You don't even sound human; it makes you sound like a robot!

I've still kind of maintained a low profile but people still kind of recognize you and will come up to you, and that's taken a bit of getting used to.

The part of London where I grew up has the highest crime rates in the country.

My private life is the most precious thing to me.

In my life, I've dealt with tragedy.

I'd love to be on 'Glee.' I'd love to play a rebel. Be a real biker chick in leather and covered in tattoos.

I think it's always important to be vigilant of what you're doing and aware of your surroundings.

The secret of grace is that it can be all right at the center even when it is all wrong on the edges.

See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.

How our government works... it doesn't.

On the plane was a Time magazine and there was a 30 page article on diabetes, and I read every page. By the time that plane landed, I had diabetes.

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

My review of 2001, the year, is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It went on too long, it was hard to follow, and you could only enjoy it if you were really, really, *really* stoned.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.

I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.

It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?

When you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"

I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Everybody's family has different values.

There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.

You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.