Al Murray Quotes

This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well.

You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.

With Connery, he does act. He is in complete command. He completely trusts the person first, then the instrument. I've worked with his son also, on a picture in Russia.

I think also of my colleagues in elementary particle theory in many lands, and feel that in some measure I am here as a representative of our small, informal, international fraternity.

I have two brothers buried in the military cemetery in Texas. I don't want to see any more of that.

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.

Planets are too dim to be detected with existing equipment, far away, except in these very special circumstances where they're seen by their gravitational effect

I just want to be healthy and happy. I don't want to hurt anybody or make them mad. If that's a philosophy then that's my philosophy.

I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one.

Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now

But when researchers at Bell Labs discovered that static tends to come from particular places in the sky, the whole field of radio astronomy opened up.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

O, let the place of secret prayer become to me the most beloved spot on earth.

Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.

Inflation, being a fraudulent invasion of property, could not take place on the free market.

I'd describe myself as a sexual libertarian - but I'm not a libertine. "To each his own" is my motto.

The unconverted do not like to hear much about the Holy Spirit.

The costs of government are bound to be much higher than those of the free market. . .The State cannot calculate well and therefore cannot gauge its costs accurately.

Unlike the days of the gold standard, it is impossible for the Federal Reserve to go bankrupt; it holds the legal monopoly of counterfeiting (of creating money out of thin air) in the entire country.

Government is a gang of thieves writ large.

Ill tell you, Mr. Thomas, why some Christians are afraid of me. They're not sure that what they believe is really true. If they were sure, I wouldn't be a threat to them at all.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

God's children should pray. They should cry day and night to Him. God hears every one of your cries in the busy hour of the daytime and in the lonely watches of the night.

It is not our comment on the Word that saves, but the Word itself.

Study your prayers, a great part of my time is spent getting in tune for prayer.

Never have the world's moneys been so long cut off from their metallic roots.

I have been interested in phenomena involving complexity, diversity and evolution since I was a young boy.

Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit, and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so.

The seed of every sin known to man is in my heart.

Somebody said once 'Follow the money' and that is what it is all about.

I've never really been a big fan of comedy songs, frankly. I think I enjoy the emotional payoff that the best music achieves to want to waste too much time turning good music into a joke.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

The only humility that is really ours is not that which we try to show before God in prayer, but that which we carry with us in our daily conduct.

Disagreement is a rare achievement, and most of what is called disagreement is simply confusion.

In fact any experiment that measures a quantum effect is one in which the quantum effect is aligned with the behavior of some heavy, macroscopic object; that's how we measure it

Fear is essential for courage.

The earth forms the body of an instrument, across which strings are stretched and are tuned by a divine hand. We must try once again to find the secret of that tuning.

To the patient, any operation is momentous.

I was performing skin grafts and became interested in why skin wouldn't graft permanently.

I wanted to be a surgeon, possibly influenced by the qualities of our family doctor who cared for our childhood ailments.

Adventure is the point where you toss your life on the scales of chance and wait for the pointer to stop.

Rules of property ought to be generally known, and not to be left upon loose notes, which rather serve to confound principles, than to confirm them.

Remember this. We are always looking for problems to solve, and to solve problems we need to be ready for clues. And you will never be in the receiving frame of mind if you – never – shut - up!

Plans are easy to make, dreams are easy to dream. But putting your back into it? A little bit of hard graft and discipline? That is just too scary and far too much effort for the masses

Men constantly miscalculate what they can do in a day, and grossly underestimate what can be achieved in a year.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

Abiding fully means praying much.

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.