Al Murray Quotes
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.
The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.
It’s fun to watch someone like John Goodman, and yet it takes work. People say ‘he’s not acting, he’s being himself.’ Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
I believe that anarchists should agree to disagree but not to fight with each other.
We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling.
I'm very careful with money - both my parents were very sensible with it and I grew up to become an obsessive saver.
I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
The man who mobilizes the Christian church to pray will make the greatest contribution to world evangelization in history.
I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.
I do have an intense respect for pacifists, because I believe that ultimately, if we are to have a truly humanistic as well as libertarian society, violence will have to be banished on this planet.
Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.
...The very nature of interstate war puts innocent civilians into great jeopardy, especially with modern technology.
In New Zealand I think we often take ourselves too seriously, and being able to laugh at yourself is necessary in life without being too precious.
Subjectivism is not an absolute principle; it is a necessary but not sufficient condition for sound methodology.
The more these readjustments are delayed ... the longer the depression will have to last, and the longer complete recovery is postponed.
What...can the government do to help the poor? The only answer is the libertarian answer: Get out of the way.
There can be no success in sales without tenacity.
I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
Men very seldom change, try though we will, beneath the shifts of exterior doctrine, our hearts so often remain what they were.
The flow of writing is always a surprise and a challenge. Click the computer on and I am 17 again, wanting to write and not knowing if I can.
Why is acquiescence to the numerous viewed as better servitude than bowing to might?
My communism attempts basically to create a shared society, that's all; a shared society in which individuality will flourish, along with love, and along with mutual respect.
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
Unlike every other person and institution in society, government obtains its revenue from coercion, from taxation.
I am frequently astonished that it so often results in correct predictions of experimental results.
Milos said, You're my first choice. From my point of view, that doesn't pay the rent. I said, Tell me what I have to do next because I'm busy painting my kitchen.