Al Murray Quotes
The United States Congress, acting with large bipartisan majorities, at the urging of the President, enacted as the law of the land that all children are to be above average.
Those who try to "break on through to the other side" not only cannot predict what they may find there, but are themselves too often broken in the process.
I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.
The U.S. Army has recently removed the cross from the insignia worn by chaplains. In its place is a sun with its rays, symbolizing the divine in all things.
Obviously people in Seattle love a little more sun but also nothing is built for it, i miss my rain.
The conversation around policing is painful but I believe it provides us with an opportunity to learn, to change and to grow.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know if you'd call him a great actor, but he's amazing in terms of his presence, and he is interesting enough that you want to watch him.
All the stuff that you visualized that was going to work so beautifully, you discover is trashed, so you jump to something else.
Whenever there were parties, I wasn't invited because I began to be like that character. In a way, that contributed to the success of the performance.
I'd like President Bush to think maybe there's another way to think, that maybe Kissinger was wrong when he says we had to go in there because he was wrong about Vietnam.
I don't want to talk in terms of miracles. I think this is a very serious situation. But I do want to talk in terms of Bush becoming a man of the hour, and I think this is way to do it.
I'd like President Bush to get a gun in his hands. I'll go with him. I can't think of anything better than to die in places just beginning their lives.
I trust that the president will try, just give it one more shot, some revolutionary way of not doing this, of bringing all those kids back home safely.
The fact is that much misunderstanding is often caused by our modern attempts to limit too strictly the meaning of a Greek word.
The fashions of the ages vary in this direction and that, but they vary for the most part from a central road which was struck out by the imagination of Greece.
Ive always loved musical films; I find them really thrilling and exciting; it was part of what made me want to be an actress, that feeling of being really transported.
I don't have Twitter or Facebook or MySpace or any of those things. I think there's a kind of risky thing privacy wise and I'm a private, guided person and don't want to get too open.
Home will always be London. Theres something unique about the British. Its about cheekiness.
Dance is about movement and can be an art, but it's also about communication - with yourself, as much as with other people.
When a tree falls it resounds with a thundering crash; and yet a whole forest grows in silence.
Some trees are too deeply rooted to move ... And if they are uprooted, they will die.
Somebody said us artists have trouble with success because art is derived from struggle. I disagree with that, because truely doing your art is success, whether you make money from it or not.
With Charles Woods, it was the first time I had ever seen tissue from a dead person used to save a human life. It piqued my curiosity.
I had worked on dogs for a couple of years developing a renal transplant operation. We had dogs running around with kidneys we had transplanted back into themselves.
The friend that I based Heffer on was adopted, and it all played into his total personality.
More and more, I tend to read history. I often find it more up to date than the daily newspapers.