Al Murray Quotes

I'm definitely open to change, but at the same time I am quite stubborn.

I've learned in my life that you really don't know what's possible until you're already doing it.

Everything that is not forbidden is compulsory.

And the first five places are filled by five different cars.

Niels Bohr brainwashed a whole generation of theorists into thinking that the job (interpreting quantum theory) was done 50 years ago.

Want of punctuality is a want of virtue.

Few of the great works of ancient Greek literature are easy reading.

Falling prices through increased production is a wonderful long-run tendency of untrammeled capitalism.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

Stocks are a safe bet, but only if you stay invested long enough to ride out the . that squares with the facts, and with the historical record

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."

Give people plenty and security, and they will fall into spiritual torpor.

The youth of today and the youth of tomorrow will be accorded an almost unequaled opportunity for great accomplishment and for human service.

Persecution on racial and religious grounds has absolutely no place in a nation given over to liberty.

The families of Aboriginals who have died in custody in NSW will suffer again because of these white lies.

Winning Wimbledon, I can't get my head around that. I still can't believe it's happened.

Life has a way of doing that; one minute everything makes sense, the next, things change. People get sick. Families break apart, your friends could close the door on you.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

The welfare state is an enemy of private property. The excessive taxation used to support the welfare state is extremely dangerous.

I'm a car fanatic and each morning I wake up with a smile on my face, whether I'm commentating on the Formula One or at Silver Hatch racetrack in Roary the Racing Car.

She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.

The freedom to speak is meaningless without the corollary freedom to keep silent.

Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...!

The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

In paganism light is mixed with darkness, and religion and truth are blended with superstition and error.

I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water.

When you listen carefully to the soundscape it becomes quite miraculous.

This crusade to separate church and state is only one expression of my raison d'être. I'm an atheist, but I'm also an anarchist, and a feminist, and an integrationist.

You know, there was a time, just before I started to study physical science, when astronomers thought that systems such as we have here in the solar system required a rare triple collision of stars

Lord make me as holy as a pardoned sinner can be.

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.

You're never completely ready...It just becomes your turn.

If I want to be a loving, generous, giving person, I'm not going to test the waters. I'm simply going to be a loving, generous, giving person.

Consider what you think justice requires, and decide accordingly. But never give your reasons; for your judgment will probably be right, but your reasons will certainly be wrong.

We're just getting started. We're just beginning to meet what will be the future-we've got the Model T.

Familiarity makes the lion more dangerous.

Harold, the young kids out there are not going to be willing to go to the barricades in defense of lowered transaction costs.

Give yourselves to prayer and the ministry of the Word. If you do not pray, God will probably lay you aside from your ministry, as He did me, to teach you to pray.

For me the most important thing has always been tennis, and that's what I want to get across the image I want to portray is a hard-working tennis player.

The most troubling aspect of social policy towards the poor in late 20th century America is or how much it costs, but what it has bought.

Life takes on the meaning that you give it.

Both biological and cultural diversity are now severely threatened and working for their preservation is a critical task.

Watch against lip religion. Above all abide in Christ and he will abide in you.

I tell you, brethren, if mercies and if judgments do not convert you, God has no other arrows in His quiver.

Rose early to seek God and found Him whom my soul loveth. Who would not rise early to meet such company?

Look up there! That's the sky!

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons for your decisions. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong.