Al Murray Quotes

... In our family, if you said the words 'I feel,' they better be followed with 'hungry' or 'cold'. Because we didn't get personal, that's just how it was.

It's all a compost heap. You just put down a layer of humus that helps other stuff grow. Your work will all be forgotten, but it will help stuff grow.

I've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think

If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs.

We are driven by the usual insatiable curiosity of the scientist, and our work is a delightful game.

Sometimes Aristotle analyses his terms, but very often he takes them for granted; and in the latter case, I think, he is sometimes deceived by them.

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.

Rico Gear. What a great-sounding name. He sounds like a drug dealer from Brazil.

Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago.

I'm staunch. If you are lucky enough to be able to play for your country, it seems to make you even prouder of your roots and origins, and to me that's Wellington.

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born. It's over, and something completely new starts.

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.

Only the State legally obtains its revenue by coercion.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

If we look at the black record of mass murder, exploitation, and tyranny levied on society by governments over the ages, we need not be loath to abandon the Leviathan State and . . . try freedom.

This, by the way, is the welfare state in action: Its a whole bunch of special interest groups screwing consumers and taxpayers, and making them think they're really benefiting.

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way.

If the Republicans get control back of the United States Senate, we will no longer have a check and balance on the White House, on the Republican Congress.

I want to make sure that all kids get a good education and enjoy what they learn

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

I can't worry about match too much. There's nothing I can do.

The natural tendency of the state is inflation.

Every morning, after a few sips of coffee and a bit of small talk, each of us retreats with our books, and travels centuries away from this place.

As you can see, visually, with your eyes.

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.

The concept of life and perfection is incompatible. BUT so is death and perfection

Let's stop the startwatch.

The analytical geometry of Descartes and the calculus of Newton and Leibniz have expanded into the marvelous mathematical method

It is iniquitous, unjust, and most impolitic to persecute for religion's sake. It is against natural religion, revealed religion, and sound policy.

If you honestly know how you help people, then you should become passionate about sharing it, spread the good news, give everyone a chance to share in the solutions that you can provide.

Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

The State thrives on war - unless, of course, it is defeated and crushed - expands on it, glories in it.

I think also of my colleagues in elementary particle theory in many lands, and feel that in some measure I am here as a representative of our small, informal, international fraternity.

I was there when I said it.

Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

But when researchers at Bell Labs discovered that static tends to come from particular places in the sky, the whole field of radio astronomy opened up.

Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now

I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one.

By working together to focus on our national priorities today we can ensure that the state of our union is strong for the future.

A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on.

I just want to be healthy and happy. I don't want to hurt anybody or make them mad. If that's a philosophy then that's my philosophy.

Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.

Planets are too dim to be detected with existing equipment, far away, except in these very special circumstances where they're seen by their gravitational effect

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.

I have two brothers buried in the military cemetery in Texas. I don't want to see any more of that.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.