Al Yankovic Quotes

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

My wife went off with Elvis.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

You fake something until you're good at it.

I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've gotCould see all kinds of things other people could not!So then why get upset if somebody like meTries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!The awesome-est things in the world often are!

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.