Alec Baldwin Quotes

I do admire [Willie] Wonka. He's a true capitalist. His factory has zero government regulations, slave labor and an indoor boat. Wonderful.

Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines.

If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other.

Ultraconservatism is, to me, so illogical. Everywhere you go, conservatives want to cut, cut, cut, cut - cut money for powerless people. So, that's the biggest problem I have with them.

You can be someone running...who is just a soaring leader of people. But if you don't have the finances down, you're going to have a problem.

I'm not an awards-driven person in anything. Anytime you do get caught up in that, you usually end up getting whacked.

Rolling torture wagons for nature's most dignified creature.

I think I'm just like a lot of people who had nothing.

In the film business, when you're young, you just want to work. But when you're older, it has more to do with who's involved with the project - who you're going to get in the boat with.

When you're with someone, you want everything to be great. And that's the pressure that you put on, and what you just can't do.

I think the older I've gotten the more, like most people, my appreciation shifts towards things that are very difficult, where you see people who have put in tremendous hours and hours of commitment.

One generation might like you, then 15 years later the next is responding to somebody else.

Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly.

All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle.

there was nothing to be ashamed of in doing jobs simply to make a living, so long as those jobs fueled other creative efforts

Once you've found some joy, you never want to be without it.

It is imperative that we replace those who think they own this country, with those who built it.

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

The wealthy don't have any sense of humor. It's not like the English, where the theater is perhaps the one place where they have a sense of humor about themselves.

My brothers were funny, and there was a lot of shtick and comedy and nastiness and violence and fighting and sports.

I'm doing 'Rock of Ages' one day, making out with Russell Brand. Soon after that, I'm advocating with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Cynthia Nixon for marriage equality.

Morning Joe was boring. Scarborough is neither eloquent nor funny.

The campaign finance scandal in America is the global warming of American political life - with cash substituting for deadly solar radiation.

Everything I hated about L.A. I'm beginning to crave. L.A. is a place where you live behind a gate, you get in a car, your interaction with the public is minimal. I used to hate that.