Alice Cooper Quotes

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.

I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.

We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

Love's a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.

Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweeter.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.

School's-out-for-summer!!

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Yet I was Marilyn Manson - times 10.

That was very close to getting killed. Usually at pop festivals we have people jumping on stage.

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen.

From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

You can't get the visual thing on the record as much as you'd like to. We produced this album, and we'd never done that before, except when we produced singles for ourselves.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.