Allan Sherman Quotes
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.
There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.
You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.