Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence Quotes
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.