Andrew Shaffer, How To Survive A Sharknado And Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters And Mother Nature Attack Quotes
If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.