Andrews Quotes

I've been blessed to be at the right place at the right time.

Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.

You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

The woman frowned. "I probably should have mentioned that annoying habit of letting people come to the wrong conclusions and not correcting them? He got it from me.

Her imagination painted Georgie twenty years later, sitting in leg irons before some Broken psychiatrist. "Well, you see, it all started with bubbles.

He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.

I always knew I had this voice, but it wasn't until I was in my 20s that I realized I had the power to do something with it.

Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy.

Big bad merc, down with a basic hip toss. In your place I'd be blushing.

Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.

The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.

You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman.

Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.

The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.

He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.

Maybe thats because we take criticism best from those we love and those who love us-Ethan

Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

My books have three W's on them, which are "words," "wisdom," and "wonder." Words inevitably lead to wisdom, and wisdom inevitably leads to wonder and awe at this phenomenal world around us.

I think family matters to me enormously. In fact, family is the first priority. If my family is good, I can do anything. If they're not, I'm a basket case.

I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car." Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?" "No. But I like to pretend it is.

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...

Well it's all right to cry. It helps a great deal sometimes.

He joked while Dali cut him, mangling the words with his monstrous jaws, snarled with a pretended rage and dramatically promised to "kirrrl youraaalll for this!

As you become older, you become less judgmental and take offense less. But marriage is hard work; the illusion that you get married and live happily ever after is absolute rubbish.

You always do that with movie musicals. You prerecord and then you lip-synch to playback.

Success is terrifying. Like happiness, it is often appreciated in retrospect. It's only later that you place it in perspective. Years from now, I'll look back and say, ‘God, wasn't it wonderful.’

The music and lyrics of Rodgers & Hammerstein connect seamlessly. Singing those beautiful songs was a joyous experience for me, and one that I will never forget.

I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return.

I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen?

I gave him my hard stare. “You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?” A wicked spark lit his eyes. “Many, many times.

"Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one."

On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.

A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.

Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.

If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.

The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a bullet.

I don't think today's younger audience... would even know what 1920s musicals were like.

On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.

Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?

You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.

I Google'd myself a lot of times believe me. A lot of people know more about me than I knew.

Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.

You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.

The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.

What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.