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Andy Rooney Quotes: "We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us."

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents."

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means."

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "Numbers are the most certain things we have."

Numbers are the most certain things we have.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along."

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own."

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.




Andy Rooney Quotes: "If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it."

If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there."

It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly."

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.



Andy Rooney Quotes: "The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.