Ann Coulter Quotes

Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned.

It's interesting how Obama's adorers in the press keep comparing him to Lincoln and Reagan. Apparently they can't think of a Democrat president worthy of being compared to.

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

[M]ore Americans work for federal, state or local government than work in any form of manufacturing. We crossed that Rubicon about 10 years ago.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it's because of what's in the New York Times

Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.

There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.

Not exactly smashing stereotypes of liberals as mincing pantywaists, the left's entire contribution to the war effort thus far has been to whine.

I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it's surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

Liberals have managed to eliminate the idea of manly honor. Instead, all they have is womanly indignation.

I cut through the nonsense with the blinding light of truth.

The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.

I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.

The question isn't whether we 'need' guns. It's wether the government should have a monopoly on force

I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point.

I'm getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how 'moderate' and 'centrist' they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where's this center - somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?

When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

Why is it that the same people who have the least confidence in the police and the military are the most willing to allow only the police and the military to have guns?

Do not allow Democrats anywhere near foreign policy. Not even to keep them away from domestic policy. It's a mistake to ask those who don't even like democracy to defend it.

You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.

I'm more of a man than any liberal.

I don't think I have an unkind word for any.Except Muslims. I've been cross with them since 9/11 2001. I can't remember why but it was something bad.

I don't think we [the USA] need more troops. I think we need to be less worried about civilian casualties.

Democrats don't resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government.

Hillary has already gotten a record $8 million advance from Simon & Schuster for the book -- reportedly the most anyone has ever received for rewriting history.

You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.

Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.

His pomposity is overshadowed only by his rank stupidity

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.

As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

There are always going to be Muslim atrocities! Whenever the media starts obsessing with ISIS, I think you're hiding something.

The most crazed religious fanatic argues in more calm and reasoned tones than liberals responding to statistics on concealed-carry permits.

Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Moderation in the defense of liberty is no virtue.

This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.

A false argument should be refuted, not named. That's the basic idea behind freedom of speech. Arguments by name-calling, rather than truth and light, can generally be presumed fraudulent.

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

Who's gonna give me a TV show? I didn't work for an impeached, disbarred President who was held in contempt by a federal judge. That's what they look for in objective reporters.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

To be sure, conservative radio talk show hosts have a built-in audience unavailable to liberals: People driving cars to some sort of job.

Perhaps like the many and various meanings of the word "we," liberals use the word "unsubstantiated" to mean "tested repeatedly and proved true."