Ann Coulter Quotes

Listening to liberals invoke the sanctity of "science" to promote their crackpot ideas creates the same uneasy feeling as listening to Bill Clinton cite Scripture.

Since liberals never print retractions, they can say anything. What they said in the past is always deemed inadmissible and unfair to quote.

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.

That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.

But all liberals only have empathy for the exact same victims - always the ones that are represented by powerful liberal interest groups.

If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

Obamacare would never have passed without decades of massive immigration from the Third World. Liberals didn't change any minds - they changed the voters.

Instead of seeking wisdom, liberals desire to be seen as clever by being counterintuitive, crazy, and outre.

I love the question-and-answer. I love to see liberals try to thrash their way to a coherent argument. And actually, I think it's fun to debate.

A 1990 study by the (liberal) Progressive Policy Institute showed that, after controlling for single motherhood, the difference in black and white crime rates disappeared.

Liberals go straight to ugly racist stereotypes when attacking conservative blacks, calling them oversexualized, stupid and/or incompetent.

What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies

So far, the only major accomplishment of the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) protesters is that they have finally put an end to their previous initiative, Occupy Our Mothers' Basements.

I'm thinking of writing a book on national health care. It will be 2,000 pages, and you'll have two hours to read it.

Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

Scott Brown's victory in Massachusetts has got to have Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave, spilling his drink.

Enjoy most: the prospect of having an impact on the public debate. Irritating liberals is a close second.

Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it doesn't really matter what he was referring to.

My hobby (politics) has become my life. I have the greatest life imaginable. I think I have a greater life than anyone in the universe, in fact.

The truth cannot be delivered with novocaine.

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

Our Blacks Are Better Than Their's

In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control that they have actually begun to enforce U.S. immigration laws.

At least when right-wingers rant there's a point.

You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.

Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost

Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

[Liberals] are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment.

In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is.

Canada used to be...one of our most...most loyal friends, and vice versa. I mean, Canada sent troops to Vietnam. Was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?

Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

If liberals think they are losing elections because of the conservative bias in the media, they may as well give up right now.

In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.

When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit a rough patch.

My track record is pretty good on predictions.

Would that it were so! ... That the American military were targeting journalists.

The man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America's greatest presidents.

The tolerant liberal suddenly becomes very intolerant when their official religion is challenged.

I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions...

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.

No wonder you guys lost.

If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman... Don't pray. Learn to use guns.

I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

Anyplace market forces have been artificially removed by the government there is a total absence of incentives, competition, effective oversight, cost controls and so on.