Anonymous Quotes

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.

If the student fails to learn the teacher fails to teach.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

Beware of him that telleth tales.

A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.

Tact is the intelligence of the heart.

Progress means taking risks for you can't steal home and keep your foot on third base.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If at first you succeed don't take any more stupid chances.

When asked how long I've worked here I replied "since the day they threatened to fire me."

Success is getting what you want happiness is wanting what you get.

The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy.

My success is measured by my willingness to keep trying.

It takes time to be a success.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

Success comes before work only in the dictionary.

Make yourself indispensable and you'll be moved up. Act as if you're indispensable and you'll be moved out.

Success is not so much what you are but rather what you appear to be.

It takes time to be a success but time is all it takes.

I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!

If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it but you can see the light.

God and a soldier all .people adore In time of war but not before And when war is over and all things are righted God is neglected and an old soldier slighted.

The king of France with twenty thousand men Went up the hill and then came down again: The king of Spain with twenty thousand more Climbed the same hill the French had climbed before.

Gentleman: one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

Twenty per cent of the people in volunteer groups do ninety per cent of the work.

Somerset House in London where at one time English vital statistics were kept - birth marriage and death records - was known as the egg factory "where they hatch 'em match 'em and dispatch 'em."

What I do I do very well and what I don't do well I don't do at all.

If you walk just walk. If you sit just sit. But whatever you do don't wobble.

When you blame others you give up your power to change.

If a man wants his dreams to come true he must wake up.

Some pursue happiness others create it.

If it is to be it is up to me.

God created man and then woman but the atheist created himself.

A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches.

Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.

Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.

Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.

Republics are ungrateful.

The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!"

His clear conscience is a result of a poor memory.

Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.

As the little boy said to the Sunday School teacher after being told the reason we are on Earth is to help others: "Then what are the others here for?"