Anonymous Quotes

God and a soldier all .people adore In time of war but not before And when war is over and all things are righted God is neglected and an old soldier slighted.

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it but you can see the light.

He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!

It takes time to be a success but time is all it takes.

Success is not so much what you are but rather what you appear to be.

Make yourself indispensable and you'll be moved up. Act as if you're indispensable and you'll be moved out.

Success comes before work only in the dictionary.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

It takes time to be a success.

My success is measured by my willingness to keep trying.

The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy.

Success is getting what you want happiness is wanting what you get.

When asked how long I've worked here I replied "since the day they threatened to fire me."

If at first you succeed don't take any more stupid chances.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Progress means taking risks for you can't steal home and keep your foot on third base.

Tact is the intelligence of the heart.

A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.

Beware of him that telleth tales.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

If the student fails to learn the teacher fails to teach.

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

This is the best world that we live in To lend and to spend and to give in: But to borrow or beg or to get a man's own It is the worst world that ever was known.

The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.

It gives me great strength to know that half the people I meet are below average.

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Let's just say he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

How beautiful is victory but how dear!

The artist doesn't see things as they are but as he is.

The inevitableness the idealism and the blessing of war as an indispensable and stimulating law of development must be repeatedly emphasized.

As a rule man is a fool When it's hot he wants it cool When it's cool he wants it hot Always wanting what is not.

Men never cling to their dreams with such tenacity as at the moment when they are losing faith in them and know it but do not dare confess it to themselves.

Drink no longer water but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.

Never since the time of Copernicus have so many experts been so wrong so often with so little humility.

The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers.

When Eleanor Roosevelt was asked if she had any regrets about her life she replied "Just one. I wish I had been prettier."

One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

A hobby is hard work you wouldn't do for a living.

Work! Thank God for the swing of it for the clamoring hammering ring of it.

A man's work is from sun to sun but a mother's work is never done.