Anthony Quotes

Actions speak louder than words; let your words teach and your actions speak.

The life of the body is the soul; the life of the soul is God.

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

Charity is the soul of faith, makes it alive; without love, faith dies.

The spirit of humility is sweeter than honey, and those who nourish themselves with this honey produce sweet fruit.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

He prays best who does not know that he is praying.

Christians must lean on the Cross of Christ just as travelers lean on a staff when they begin a long journey.

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

Attribute to God every good that you have received. If you take credit for something that does not belong to you, you will be guilty of theft.

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s mine.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

We are formed by environment and grace, by politics and prayer, by church and conscience. All God's creatures conspire to teach us as well. We stumble. We stutter. We rise. We are lifted.

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me. I am what I am, and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier.

Earthly riches are like the reed. Its roots are sunk in the swamp, and its exterior is fair to behold; but inside it is hollow. If a man leans on such a reed, it will snap off and pierce his soul.

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.

Anyone, then, who desires to live chastely in Christ Jesus, must flee not only the mouse of lust, but even from its very scent.

Wherever women gather together failure is impossible.

If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real.

Regret not that which is past; and trust not to thine own righteousness.

I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.

It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.

I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.

Don't dunk your nigiri in the soy sauce. Don't mix your wasabi in the soy sauce. If the rice is good, complement your sushi chef on the rice.

To say that God turns away from the sinful is like saying that the sun hides from the blind.

O name of Mary! Joy in the heart, honey in the mouth, melody to the ear of Her devout clients!

I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand.

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

Life's too short to deal with other people's insecurities.

Damned money! Alas! How many religious did it blind! How many cloistered religious did it deceive! Money is the 'droppings of birds' that blinded the eyes of Tobit.

The prayer of the monk is not perfect until he no longer recognizes himself or the fact that he is praying.

No expectations. Ask nothing, expect nothing and accept everything, and life is very well.

Organize, agitate, educate, must be our war cry.

There is only one cause of unhappiness: the false beliefs you have in your head, beliefs so widespread, so commonly held, that it never occurs to you to question them.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

The Glorious Virgin did not have a stain in her birth because she was santified in her mother's womb and safeguarded there by angels.

Oh, if I could but live another century and see the fruition of all the work for women! There is so much yet to be done.