Art Donovan Quotes

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.

I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks.

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.