Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do

I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.

It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.

Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.