Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.

It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

I will always love the false image I had of you.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.

There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.