Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.

The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.

Without me there could be no everybody.

The majority is never right, unless it includes me.

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

Tell me again how much you agree with me.

Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.