Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.

I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.

You can never discard too many bad ideas.

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.

Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.

Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.

Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?

Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.

It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.

It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.

The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.

One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).

What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?

Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.

To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

We're still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we're also suffering from their errors.

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

How can I fail when I have no purpose?