Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

Do you believe in apathy at first sight?

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.

If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?

I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.

If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.

The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body

I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.

Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?

I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.

Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.

Is there life in other families?

Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.