Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.

Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

I have seen the future! Go back!

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

If we could all hear one another's prayers God might be relieved of some of his burden.

I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.