Ashton Kutcher Quotes

I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.

I think bitcoins are obviously becoming more and more relevant.

The bigger thing with bitcoin is not bitcoin itself, but what does that decentralized technology really do?

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.

I never quit my job until I had my next job.

Ultimately there's a dirty secret about the Internet, which is nothing disappears. All these companies have all your information. They have your search history.

There are a lot of perks that come with fame, and with every positive there's a negative, and then it all kind of balances out.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

I wouldn't say you have an online life and a real life. I think technology is just mapping and organizing what already exists.

Looks fade. Don't get too attached.

There's no sense in making life seem like it's a struggle, because that doesn't make anybody feel better.

I try to make good decisions as decisions come up.

The failures that we have are sometimes expensive educations.

I think at all social networks, be it Facebook or Twitter or whatever it is, there's an ecosystem that exist there. But there's also an ego system that exists there.

I've learned the hard way how valuable privacy is. And I've learned that there are a lot of things in your life that really benefit from being private. And relationships are one of them.

My goal is to embrace the people, the 'natural resources' of Israel, and to build businesses with the creative Israelis.

What I've become good at is bringing things that aren't necessarily mainstream to the mainstream.

The people here are amazing - the young people here are amazing. The entrepreneurs here are incredible.

Entertainment, really, is a dying industry.

If you want to be a real entrepreneur you have to be the cause, you have to be the creator of someone else's new realty. Which eliminates time, space, motion, and friction.

Sharing love and light while in Israel.

I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You'll never forget what it is once you've paid for one.

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing.

Acting can be so much fun that it's easy to forget that what you're doing is a job. But if I've got my tie on, I'm going to work.

The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.

You know, photo conversations are replacing verbal conversations. I don't know if that's a bad thing. A photo is worth a thousand words.

The thing that enchants me the most is the ability women have to feel other people's pain. The total empathy that women have is extraordinary.

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.

My teacher says that everything that you want in the world is one step away, you just have to figure out which direction to step in.

It's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.

I love life, I love people and I love sharing, so I would say that I'm romantic.

I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me.

I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.

We all have that desire for something special, something committed. We all want to be The One.

I guess I really haven't thought much about winning an Oscar, but if I had the opportunity, I'm sure I would like it.

Be careful with the man jewelry. A little goes a long way.

I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away.

Anyone who has tried to build something that changes people's lives sometimes finds life to be a distraction, and finds people who don't care as much as they do to be annoying.

I would say probably my most alpha quality is my competitive nature. I'm very competitive, and it tends to bring out very much the man in me.

Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy.

I really think that technology has the greatest potential to accelerate happiness of most things in the world

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'

I'm very awkward when I have time off. I don't know what to do with myself. It's weird not to work.

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.

A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!

I like a high boot on a girl.

Americans think that they have a history, but it's nothing compared to Europe.

The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you've lived.

Everyone loved Steve Jobs and the idea of Steve Jobs. Like a lot of people, I loved a man I never knew.