Benny Hill Quotes

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?