Betty White Quotes

Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I'm blessed with good health. That's the bottom line.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.

You gotta use everything you possibly can!

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

You're never too old for anything!

If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn't work, you're a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn't sound great to me!

I think it's your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that's a waste of a lovely life. 'Oh... I'm 30, oh, I'm 40, oh, 50.' Make the most of it.

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

I think older women still have a full life. Maybe the writers don't address it these days, but it doesn't change the fact.

Having a live audience makes a world of difference to the acting. It keeps your timing sharp. When something doesn't work, the actor can sense the reaction from the audience and quickly move on.

I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

I don't care who anybody sleeps with.

A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood.

The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.

'Mary Tyler Moore' was - it was my first big hit.

When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and 'Oh my gosh - look what it's doing!'

I'm the luckiest broad on two feet, I'll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn't get any good parts, so I'm blessed.

I'm blessed with good health for which I'm deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than I am.

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.

We actors can't take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary.

I think a handwritten letter - a lot of guys don't realize what that means. It's those little romantic touches that tell a lady, "I like a lot of people, but you have a special place in my heart."

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

I've worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I'm so proud of all they've done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

I'm wearing a put together from a little shop that I favor called The Back of My Closet.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

Anger tears me up inside... My own... or anyone else's.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

Keep the other person's well-being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.