Bill Gaede Quotes

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

Proof' is the hallmark of religion.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as 'physicists,' yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can't tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.

We are the last generation of humans on Earth!

A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...