Bill O'Reilly Quotes

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

We live in an age where truth really doesn't matter anymore.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that. Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything.

They advertise on the radio for food stamps!

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

When Elton John sang a duet with the white rapper Eminem on a Grammy telecast, rap went mainstream. Massive parental headaches followed.

At the end of the day, every child has learned the Lesson of Spin: Almost every wrong action can be stripped of consequences, along with the need for feelings of guilt and remorse.

He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.

Tide comes in, tide goes out, you can't explain it!

I don't know of any government leaders that are killers.

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.

Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners.

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

Saddam Hussein... I believe is involved with this World Trade Center and Pentagon bombing. I believe that you're going to find out that money from Iraq flowed in and helped this happen.

This country is a better place because Fox News has succeeded.

I used to be a wicked disco guy.

There isn't any reason to dislike people with whom you disagree. I have lots of friends who don't agree with me.

If you the American citizen leave a child in a hot car and that child was harmed by that you will be charged with negligence even if your action was unintentional.

They established their patriotic credentials long ago, and are either supportive of the Bush agenda or know when to keep their traps shut.

Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.

America today is a confused society, caught up in a terror war, a culture war, and a media war, where honesty and professional standards have vanished.

The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless.

Historically, Alaska is a place that has attracted those fed up with conventionality.

I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can't bring it into fundamental Islam.

Evil cannot be "treated" -- nor should it be. Evil has to [be] confronted and destroyed and it matters not why the evil is in play. Society has no obligation to try to rehabilitate evil.

As the tree is bent, so it will grow.

It's an excellent movie. Really excellent.

I believe that inside many Americans lies certain uneasiness about capital punishment.

The white establishment is now the minority.

It's very difficult to pin down the President of the United States without subpoena powers.

Have nothing to do with coaches. In fact, if you should see one coming, go and hide behind the pavilion until he goes away.

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.

Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.

You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.

The government cannot overcome bad parenting. What our leaders can do is publicly condemn irresponsible parental behavior in vivid terms.

Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.

Oregon is outflanking California as the most left wing state in the union.

When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday.

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big.

You know, look, if I could strangle these people and not go to hell and get executed, I would, but I can't.

There are people who don't like women holding power.

The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio.

You either fight active evil or you accept it. Doing nothing is acceptance. There is no in-between.

Communicated in the right way, Judeo-Christian philosophy and the religions that uphold it bind a citizenry together in pursuit of a just and generous society.