Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin And Hobbes Collection Quotes
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!
Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.