Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Billy Connolly Quotes

Find the best Billy Connolly quotes with images from our collection at QuotesLyfe. You can download, copy and even share it on Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Linkedin, Pinterst, Reddit, etc. with your family, friends, colleagues, etc. The available pictures of Billy Connolly quotes can be used as your mobile or desktop wallpaper or screensaver.


Billy Connolly Quotes: "People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually."

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really."

I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.




Billy Connolly Quotes: "I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist."

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack."

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.




Billy Connolly Quotes: "I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was."

I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!"

There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher."

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.




Billy Connolly Quotes: "People die all the time. It's just that you're not around."

People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do."

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up."

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do."

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong."

I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.




Billy Connolly Quotes: "When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'."

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy."."

I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy.".



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days."

I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt."

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you."

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather."

The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "Try to live in a place you like."

Try to live in a place you like.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "Don't work out, work in."

Don't work out, work in.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I don't aim to offend."

I don't aim to offend.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words."

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me."

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do."

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.



Billy Connolly Quotes: "The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them...."

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them....



Billy Connolly Quotes: "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!



Billy Connolly Quotes: "I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far."

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.