Billy Crystal Quotes
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.
I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.
I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.
When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It's all melody to me.
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.
I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.
My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's how my wife and I are. I still feel like we're dating.
I'm proud that I have done so many different kinds of things and maintained an amazing family. And I think that's the joy: that I've been able to have everything.
To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.
My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.
