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Bob Newhart Quotes: "You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material."

You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head."

I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.




Bob Newhart Quotes: "I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like."

I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear."

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.




Bob Newhart Quotes: "You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock."

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got to score a million tonight or it could all be over."

I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got to score a million tonight or it could all be over.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike."

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.




Bob Newhart Quotes: "Don't be silly and don't waste your time."

Don't be silly and don't waste your time.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret."

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian."

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world."

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills."

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.




Bob Newhart Quotes: "I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career."

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is."

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I've been a very lucky actor."

I've been a very lucky actor.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I don't have a stack of scripts..."

I don't have a stack of scripts...



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf."

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together."

I kind of do it in my head, then I'll try pieces of it on stage and if it looks promising, I'll put it together.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to talk to me at the Emmys. I found that gratifying."

I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to talk to me at the Emmys. I found that gratifying.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place."

The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history."

Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor."

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'"

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'



Bob Newhart Quotes: "If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage."

If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it."

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with him.' It doesn't get any better than that."

People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with him.' It doesn't get any better than that.



Bob Newhart Quotes: "All I can say about life is Oh God enjoy it!"

All I can say about life is Oh God enjoy it!