Bradley Denton Quotes

Death is meaningless unless it happens to someone you know.

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store.

In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it's the only thing you've got.

Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.