Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus The Evil Librarians Quotes

People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.

The Librarians control the information... They control what gets read, what gets seen, and what gets learned. Because of that they have power.

I froze, shocked. (And don't try to claim that you did anything different the first time a government bureaucrat pulled a gun on you.)

Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people.

Doing something brave is much like saying something stupid. You rarely plan on it happening.