Brian Celio Quotes

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.