Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater Quotes
... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.
If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.
It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.
The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.
Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.