Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story Quotes
When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.
This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.
Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.
Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.
The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.