Brian Spellman, If The Mind Fits, Shrink It Quotes

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Where have you been all of your life?

Kindness knows no kind.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

A broken shoelace can strangle me.

It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.

To Americans, either/or means both.

I say there is no darkness but ignorance, " said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?

A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.